May 2013
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i nearly got a speeding ticket today. i don’t know what convinced the police officer to be merciful with me; maybe it was my grandparents sitting sweetly in the car, or my pathetic pleading (with bonus puss-in-boots eyes), or my dorky slytherin t-shirt… but it worked.
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DON JON movie trailer →
Jon Martello (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a strong, handsome, good old-fashioned guy. His buddies call him Don Jon due to his ability to “pull” a different woman every weekend, but even the finest fling doesn’t compare to the bliss he finds alone in front of the computer watching pornography. Barbara Sugarman (Scarlett Johansson) is a bright, beautiful, good old-fashioned girl....
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...and a lot like Lucius Malfoy in "A Very Potter...
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Khaleesi's brother looks a little like Xenophilius...
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“I can remember at school how we would read together in class an Ode by Keats, a...”
– Stephen Fry, Making History (via uktvgold)
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“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
Every time someone says we’re a lazy and entitled generation I’m going to show them this
They should be happy most of us...
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scootyshabooty:
I just sit here sometimes like
wow
sexism is still a thing
the fact that sexism was ever a thing
it just
it’s beyond me
a woman pushes you out of her fucking BODY
and you grow up to be like ‘ahahaha women r stupid and weak’
i don’t get how that happens
yes! thank you!
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Bill Hader Leaving 'SNL', Sudeikis and Armisen... →
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popculturebrain:
This week’s season finale will cap Hader’s eight-year tenure on the show. The Times reports that Fred Armisen and Jason Sudeikis’ status on the show is also in question, and of course Seth Meyers will depart for ‘Late Night’ by at least February.
Lorne Michaels on Hader:
“In terms of intelligence and talent, he was in that same tradition,” Mr. Michaels said in a...
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John Green's tumblr: The Commencement Address →
fishingboatproceeds:
Some people have asked to read the commencement address I delivered this morning to the 2013 graduates of Butler University. So here it is.
My own commencement speaker, who shall remain nameless, began with a lame joke about how these speeches only come in two varieties: Short and bad. This…
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luminescent-love:
youaresogayskarth:
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barackinaroundthechristmastree:
WHAT COLOR ARE MIRRORS
let’s reflect on this
fun fact! mirrors reflect each color equally, except for green. if you have ever seen a mirror perfectly aligned in front of another mirror, a.k.a. an infinite mirror, you can look through it and see that it becomes greener and greener. therefore, mirrors...
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“The promotion for this finale was built around Kurt and Blaine, and I do...”
– Heather Hogan, The Backlot (formerly AfterElton)
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Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room
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“Sembriamo tristi, ma semplicemente siamo lontani.”
– A. Baricco (via tuttofinisceprimaopoi) 